Friend (whom I haven’t seen in months): Wow, you look way smaller in real life.
Me: Haha. Thanks!
**Was that the right response? I wasn’t quite sure how to respond to that one.
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Coworker: Lindsey, you look really skinny today!
Me (with the “are you insane” look on my face): Psshht! Skinny??
Coworker: Well, I mean, except for the obvious.
**Meh, I’ll take it.
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Different Coworker: You’re getting blibbidy blah blah.
Me: Huh?
Different Coworker: You’re getting kinda round there.
Me: Oh. Yeah…there’s no hiding it now.
**Why did I say that? I have no idea why I responded with that since it’s not like I ever really tried to hide it.
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Yet Another Coworker: Hey Tubby.
Me (only slightly annoyed since this is expected from that particular person): Tubby?
Yet Another Coworker: Yeah, cause you’re fat.
Me (I mean, he’s right): Yeah… I’ll kill you.
Yet Another Coworker: Well, from the back you don’t look fat.
Me: You mean except for the fat lady waddling?
Yet Another Coworker: Yeah, pretty much.